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Other Bacon Lovers Need to Know

Use the form to the right to tell us how far you’d go for that last strip. Or, just provide some insight into how bacon has impacted your life.

We’ll do our best to respond with some useful advice. Just remember, we’re bacon people, not shrinks (which is kind of ironic).

In the meantime, check out some of these case studies in hysteria from your bacon lovin’ peers. One day, maybe your story will end up here too.

Dear Indiana Kitchen,
“Is it rude to take bacon into a meeting, have enough for everyone, and not share?”
Randy, Cumberland, Maryland

Dear Randy,
Based on our own experiences here in our Indiana Kitchen offices, where “meeting” and “productive” are like Clark Kent and Superman—no one ever sees them together in the same room—it’s probably best if you look on the bright side... Who cares? Just eat your bacon.

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Dear Indiana Kitchen,
“About a week ago, I finished a package of your bacon without realizing I forgot to get more at the grocery. When my husband found out it was gone, he obviously wasn’t very happy. Should I tell him it was my fault?”
Emily, Ashtabula, Ohio

Dear Emily,
You’re probably missing the point. Confess if you want. Or don’t. Just get the man some Indiana Kitchen bacon a.s.a.p. The last time we heard a similar story, it turned into a real soap opera.

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Dear Indiana Kitchen,
“When I read your Bacon First Aid blog, a thought immediately came to mind. My brother and I fight over the Indiana Kitchen all the time. If it ever gets physical, and one of us takes an elbow to the nose, should we eat the bacon or use it to apply pressure?”
Brad, West Lafayette, Indiana

Dear Brad,
Thanks to the Internet, they call this the Information Age. But, thanks to the Internet, it’s also the Misinformation Age. Frankly, we don’t know if the remedy really works. After a violent game of Monopoly, we still don’t.

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Dear Indiana Kitchen,
“I usually can’t eat bacon because it gives me heartburn. Then, one day, my husband cooked breakfast using Indiana Kitchen bacon we purchased in Utica, NY. He said, ‘You have to try this.’ I said, ‘Okay, but I’m going to suffer for it.’ Turned out, I was fine all day. WOW! And it was delicious also. ... Are there any stores in Auburn that carry Indiana Kitchen?”
Lynda, Auburn, New York

Dear Lynda,
Whoa. That’s so weird. We just got a letter from a woman in Syracuse who visited friends in Utica. …Uh, yeah. Our sales team is working on getting IK in your area. But, in the meantime, may we advise that you stop at the heartburn thing. Between you and the Syracuse story we heard (artfully portrayed in this video reenactment), let’s just say we feel a packaging disclaimer coming on.

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IK (on Facebook): How many of you had Indiana Kitchen bacon this weekend? Did you share?

Sara (one of our beloved Facebook friends): I make my kids crappy turkey bacon so I can have all the IK.

Dear Sara,
It’s a very formidable strategy, as long as you can keep your kids living blissfully inside the lie. Just remember, eventually Neo woke up from the Matrix. And we all know how that ended for the evil Agent Smith.

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