Bacon Season Is Open!
And at Least Four Pigs Can Celebrate With Us!
True. If you can eat bacon out of season, you're not looking at a fine.
Also true. No one really knows when bacon season ends anyway. So, even if there were a bacon warden eager to pass out fines, he wouldn't know when to put down his bacon, wipe off his greasy fingers and take out his pen.Nonetheless! Bacon season opens this February 9th, and you're invited to celebrate with us on the 2nd Annual Pig Pardon tour sponsored by Indiana Kitchen!
Tune in LIVE!
the Bob & Tom Show
February 9, 2012
6 a.m.–10:00 a.m.
2nd Annual Indiana Kitchen Bob and Tom Pig Pardon!
Dim lights
the Really Big Show
February 10, 2012
9 a.m.-1:00 p.m.
Listen to ESPN Cleveland live online!
It Is Officially Open
ESPN 850 WKNR Talking About IK Bacon
Conduct Your Own Experiment
Pavlov’s “conditioned reflex” goes like this.
1. Feed your dog bacon* while ringing a bell.
2. Do this several times for about a week.
3. Ring the bell without the bacon and watch your dog drool like there’s no tomorrow.
Important Tip: Feed your dog an off-brand bacon. Don’t waste the delicacy that is Indiana Kitchen on a mutt. That’s like giving the keys to an Aston Martin to a teenager. Your dog won’t know any better, and you’ll be much happier keeping the Indiana Kitchen for yourself.
* Even MORE Important Tip: Forget the first important tip. Thanks to a BaconLoversBacon.com visitor, word is that it may be bad for your dog's health to feed it bacon. Too much fat? We don't know. We’re just bacon experts. So, to be safe, may we suggest using bacon-flovored dog treats instead.